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$BLUAI MUST READ FOR INVESTORS:$BSB

The Federal Reserve is set to inject over 8 BILLION DOLLARS of fresh liquidity in to the markets today.$ENA

Pay attention to liquidity and capital movements, not the news, this is what smart money does.

$BSB BULLISH: Bitcoin has been the best performing asset in the world since the start of the USA-Iran war.$BLUAI
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The pump will be glorious.

$BSB 96% of traders on PumpFun have made less than $500.$BLUAI

Less than a quarter of a percent have made over $10K $ENA

Is this a skill issue? 🤔

$BLUAI 🚨 🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA’S FUEL CRISIS DEEPENS: 550+ STATIONS OUT$BSB

Over 550 fuel stations in Australia are dry on at least one fuel type as of March 25-26, 2026, hitting NSW and Victoria hardest. This crisis, driven by global supply disruptions from the Iran conflict and local panic buying, exposes cracks in energy security across the Asia-Pacific. 🛢️ $ENA

Blockchain tech could offer a lifeline - transparent, decentralized supply chains might mitigate such disruptions by tracking fuel from source to station. The data suggests energy markets are more fragile than ever, and innovation is no longer optional.

This is a wake-up call for global systems to adapt before the next shock hits.

'@Nexo is among the leading CeFi lenders, with a ~$1.7B loan book representing 7.1% of total outstanding balances.$DEGO
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🚨 LATEST: Senator Ted Cruz just filed an $COS amendment to make the US ban on Central Bank Digital Currencies permanent.$DEGO
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He is pushing to strike the expiration clause in the upcoming Senate housing bill and forcing a vote next week.

$COS 🔥THE U.S. USES U.K. BASES FOR IRAN OPS$DEGO

The U.S. has begun using British bases for $SIGN “specific defensive operations” against Iran, with three B-1 Lancer bombers landing at RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire.

🚨U.S. MONEY MARKET FUNDS HIT $8.24T RECORD$DEGO
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Assets have surged 58% since Dec 2022 to a record $8.24T.$SIGN

Fidelity, JPMorgan, Schwab, Vanguard, and BlackRock drove about 69% of the growth, now controlling $4.76T combined as safe-haven demand stays high.

🚨U.S. TO SEND GROUND TROOPS FOR URANIUM$DEGO
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President Trump says deploying U.S. ground troops to Iran would require a “very good reason,” adding securing Iran’s enriched uranium could be one.$SIGN

“At some point maybe we will,” he said.

BREAKING: U.S. EMBASSY IN NORWAY HIT BY EXPLOSION$DEGO
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An explosion struck the U.S. embassy in Oslo early Sunday, causing minor damage but no injuries, Norwegian police said.$SIGN

Authorities say the blast occurred near the consular entrance around 1 AM.

🚨U.S. LAWMAKERS PUSH TO BAN CBDC FOREVER$DEGO
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29 U.S. lawmakers are urging Congress to permanently block CBDC, warning the current bill only delays it until 2031.$SIGN

They say CBDC could enable financial surveillance and give the Fed too much control over Americans’ money.

🔥 FEAR: Even after a small dip, the World Uncertainty Index is still higher than most of its history.$COS
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🇮🇷 INSIGHT: Users sued Kalshi, alleging hidden rules voided winning trades in a market on Ali Khamenei leaving power.$DEGO
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🔥 HUGE: U.S. lawmakers push to permanently ban a Central Bank Digital Currency.$DEGO
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🚨 SillyTuna Hackers Move $10M+ in Stolen Funds$DEGO

Attackers behind the @sillytuna exploit have begun laundering stolen funds, moving $10M+ across multiple addresses.$COS
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According to @arkham, $1.08M in BTC entered a Bitcoin mixing service, while $900K in DAI was converted to USDT and deposited to BitKan.

Unsurprisingly, Trump's immigration crackdown is still not delivering labor market improvements for the US-born$DEGO
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Over the last year, the native-born $SIGN unemployment rate has increased from 4.4% to 4.7%, while native-born employment rates have decreased

US transit data is out today, and Seattle's Link remains one of the fastest-growing rail systems in the nation, with ridership up 9% in the wake of the extension to Federal Way$DEGO
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Ridership should increase even further at the end of this month when the 1 & 2 lines are connected🧵$SIGN

🇺🇸 Update: Predictions market Kalshi gets sued by users alleging that hidden rules voided winning trades on Ali Khamenei leaving power. 👀$DEGO
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Bitcoins Porkopolis Power Law, is showing that we are now in Value Territory. 👀$DEGO
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Are you accumulating or capitulating? 🫵$SIGN

Tether CEO @paoloardoino : "USDT is the digital dollar made for the people, the billions of individuals and hundreds of millions of families left behind by the traditional financial system." 👀$DEGO
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