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The U.S. government's new approach to debt. Capture a major fraudster and obtain 150,000 bitcoins, worth 15 billion dollars, equivalent to 0.05% of the U.S. debt. Then the U.S. government sells the bitcoins, and after a period of time, these bitcoins will flow back into the hands of those engaged in gray market money laundering, allowing for repeated harvesting.