๐ Crypto Investors Explaining Their Portfolio to Family at Dinner. Every. Single. Time.
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง Mom: So how is your investment going?
๐ You: Really well actuallyโ
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง Mom: How much did you make?
๐ You: Well technically right now it is down butโ
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง Mom: Down? How much?
๐ฌ You: It is not about the current price it is about the long term vision of decentralizedโ
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง Mom: Did you lose money?
๐ You: I prefer the term "unrealized temporary dip in my diversified digital asset portfolio"
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง Mom: So yes.
๐ญ You: ...yes.
๐จ Dad: Just put it in the bank son.
๐ค You: Dad banks give 2% interest. $BTC gave 11,000x in 14 years.
๐จ Dad: And last month?
๐ถ You: ...that is not relevant right now.
๐ง Little sibling: I bought $DOGE last week with my birthday money!
๐ฑ Everyone at the table:
๐ You: Finally someone in this family understands finance.
The dinner table is the most dangerous place for a crypto investor. More dangerous than a bear market. More dangerous than a rug pull. Because at least in a bear market nobody asks you to explain yourself. ๐
Tag the family member who needs to see this! ๐๐
