When your meme‑coin portfolio is 99% hope and 1% screenshots, but your ego is 100% diamond‑hands. 🚀
You’re not a trader, you’re a “YouTube‑comment‑TA” who shills $PEPE and $SHIB like it’s your job.
Next candle = moon, next panic = full wipe. Story of your bag.
Tag yourself:
Trader who only understands charts in JPEG form.
Human who thinks “vibes” are a risk‑management strategy.