🇺🇸 FAMILY TECH ANALYSIS AT MAR-A-LAGO
Morning at Donald's:
— Today I declare the greatest truce in history! 🕊️ Although... no. Ground operation! We will do this powerfully! 🪖
Evening at the control panel:
— Immediately hit everything we have on Iranian energy! 💥 STOP... stop. It seems I wanted to order a diet cola... Or not? Damn, I got confused!
Son walks in:
— Dad, what’s wrong? We are here in position with the guys, looking at the charts...
Dad-Donald:
— Son, just tell me one thing: what position are you in with your friends right now? 🤨
Son (resigned):
— Dad... LONG OIL. Full long! 📈🚀
Dad (beamed):
— A-a-a! Well, that's it, now I understand everything! BRING THE MICROPHONE! DRAG THE PODIUM! 🎙️📢 Now I'm going to give them a "pump" like the world has never seen! Let's make oil 150 again!
Son (grabbing his head):
— DAMN, DAD! You messed everything up again! We are talking about the exchange, not World War III! 🤦♂️
Dad:
— Oh damn... WHERE ARE MY PILLS?! 💊
Moral: When your father is Trump, the phrase "go long on oil" can accidentally lead to an airstrike. Trade carefully, gentlemen! 😂
And it's better to sit on the fence; the situation in crypto has hung exactly in the middle!!
We are accumulating liquidity for a removal! Exit Soon
I don't see the point in doing a review; the levels have started to gather dust, we are waiting for the resolution.