🚨 Trump announces "the end": the war is over.. and the Strait is under management! 🇺🇸🚢
In a phone call akin to a "morning chat" with CBS, President Trump decided to end the global debate with two words: the war with Iran is "almost over". Not only that, but he also decided to set his sights on the "key" to global energy!
Key highlights from today's "series":
Seizing control: Trump is seriously considering "taking over" the Strait of Hormuz and managing it directly.. it seems the strait will soon turn into "Trump Hormuz" with tolls in dollars! 💸
"Nuclear" warning: a clear message to Tehran: "do not approach the shipping lane".. the warning was enough to make ships dock to the right and wait for instructions. 🛑⚠️
Oil on the "slide": as soon as the news broke, the price of American oil plummeted by 13.7% (around 13 dollars in minutes), as if the barrel decided to jump off the ship before Trump could take it over! 📉下滑
The stock market "split personality": the session started with crying and the color red, and ended with celebration and the color green.. traders are in shock: should we buy oil or buy "popcorn" to follow the developments? 🍿📈
In summary: the world is holding its breath, and 20% of global energy supplies are now "waiting for the signal", while Trump distributes statements that raise pressure and lower fuel prices at the same time! ⛽😂