A Comprehensive Summary of the Uses of Xianyu

1. Last time I went to Disneyland for 18 yuan, I was early enough to get in quickly, but I was pushed to the front of the line, crying to the people behind me: saying I was dying and wanted to go to Disneyland one last time before I died.

2. My friend found a wage claim agent on Xianyu, thinking it was legal aid, but they pushed an 80-year-old grandma to shout at the company door every day, claiming wages would arrive in three days.

3. I bought a scenic area ticket on Xianyu, which was 20 yuan cheaper per person. When I scanned my ID card, it beeped: senior citizen card.

4. Previously, I bought a high-speed train ticket too late and there were no tickets left for the train, but Xianyu had it. After buying it, I found out that when I got to the ticket check, others scanned their ID cards and directly pushed me in.

5. When I went out to play, the homestay owner made me buy a 10-yuan ticket for the Impression Liu Sanjie show, thinking it was introduced by staff. Later, they took me to climb the mountain in the dark and ambushed me at the top.

6. I often send express deliveries with SF Express, and Xianyu can handle student certification, allowing all express deliveries to be discounted by 27.8%.

7. Xianyu can help with parking fees; at the mall we often go to, the first half hour is free, 1 hour is 5 yuan, and they charge just 1 yuan per hour for payment.

8. I bought a Siemens dishwasher and found a factory employee on Xianyu; the 17,000 yuan dishwasher was discounted to 6,400.

9. After breaking up with a jerk, I found a service on Xianyu that insults exes, and they scolded my ex-boyfriend until he canceled his account.

10. I recharged my discounted phone bill through Xianyu and was taken to an audit by Uncle Hat for an entire afternoon; it turned out that the money was from a telecom fraud fund recharging my bill.

11. Last time I traveled to Jingdezhen, I booked a hotel at half the market price, only to find out at check-in that the hotel owner's daughter was secretly selling their hotel rooms at low prices on Xianyu.

12. Someone wanted to refund their flight ticket when the plane took off, but it couldn't be refunded officially. They found Xianyu and quickly got it refunded. They were curious about the magic and called to ask, only to find out that they were issued a death certificate.

13. I bought a half-price buffet on Xianyu, thinking it was some promotional activity, but I found out it was a company dinner, allowing free family members. I had to pretend to be a family member to toast the leaders.