🔥 Survival Guide After the Crash

Family, don’t panic after the crash in the crypto world! Please keep this survival guide, focusing on living on a low budget👇

1. Never sleep on overpasses, streets, internet cafes, or parks; it's windy and you can easily be kicked out, and it’s too embarrassing!

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2. The best option for overnight stays is the airport terminal! There are sofas, hot water, free charging, and Wi-Fi, 100 times more comfortable than internet cafes, and no one cares how long you sleep.

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3. After waking up, head straight to McDonald's, pick up a used coffee cup from someone else, go to the counter for “unlimited refills,” pretending it’s yours, focusing on having thick skin.

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4. At noon, find a hotel that just had guests check out, sneak into an empty room for a hot shower while the cleaning staff is not around, instantly rejuvenating yourself.

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5. In the afternoon, go to Haidilao for free snacks, and in the evening, hang out at the Hema tasting area. When expiring bread is thrown out, just pack it up and take it away; this is called “resource recycling.”

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6. If you're extremely hungry, go to KFC, pick up leftover burgers, fries, cola, and chicken nuggets from others; don’t mind the dirt, surviving is the most important thing! $BTC

Lastly and most importantly: Follow me, and I’ll help you sing songs as you rise from being a peasant; next time in a bull market, we’ll stay in a hotel together!