Yesterday the story was different, today it's completely different! 😂🤡

Trump was yelling yesterday: "We're sending ground troops!" 🪖💥

Woke up this morning: "No, no... We are NOT sending ground troops!" 🚫🙅‍♂️

First announcement: "It's a four-day war!" ⚡⏱️

Then: "Actually, it'll take four weeks." 🕒

Now the latest: "It may take six months... or longer!" 😱🗓️

At the start, full enthusiasm: "We will change the regime!" 👑🔥

A while later: "No... regime change is not our goal." 🙄

Then he advised the Iranian people: "Brothers! Overthrow the government yourselves!" ✊🇮🇷

And now: "Bring whoever you want... Just don't bring Khamenei's son!" 😏🚫

In the last strikes he claimed: "We have eliminated Iran's nuclear capability!" ☢️💣

Now the new narrative: "If we hadn't attacked, they would have built an atomic bomb in two weeks!" ⏰😅

Until yesterday in the press conference: "We are winning the war!" 🏆🔥

Today the news: Priests have been called in — "Please pray... they will kill me!" 🙏😭

Now sir is closing his eyes, reciting in his heart:

"O Lord! Save me from above, save me from below,

Avoid right, avoid left,

Save from the front, save from the back…" 🛡️😂

Then whispering softly:

"O Lord! I am very sinful…

Save me this time...

I won't do anything like that from now on!" 😇🙏

Brothers, did the Pathans of Alu vote for him? 🤔🇮🇳

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