๐คฃ JOKE: THE CRYPTO DIET ๐คฃ
๐โโ๏ธ๐จ My doctor ๐จโโ๏ธ told me I need to start watching my weight โ๏ธ carefully... ๐
So I opened my Binance ๐ฑ app and started watching my $BTC ๐ช and $ETH ๐ portfolio instead! ๐๐
Now Iโm losing ๐ 10 pounds ๐ธ every time the market dips! ๐๐๐ I've never been thinner ๐ฆด or more stressed in my entire life! ๐คก๐๐ธ.
$BNB ๐โจ.