🚀 MARKET TODAY BE LIKE:

Bitcoin dumping but…

Altcoins still pretending it’s 2021.”

📉 BTC: “I go down.”

🌑 ETH: “Same.”

🪩 MEME COINS: 1,000% pumps

Me checking portfolio:

❤️ Longs in alts

😢 Shorts in $BTC

BTCUSDT

Perp

66,693.1

+0.10%

$ETH

ETHUSDT

Perp

2,012.91

+0.41%

$DOGE

DOGEUSDT

Perp

0.09166

+0.67%

🥲 Crypto Twitter: still confident