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BREAKING: CZ says Satoshi wasnât humanâŚ
He was an AI time-traveler from 2140 sent to save us from fiat! đ§ đ¤đ¸
That explains the 21M BTC cap â he knew weâd mess it up otherwise!
No wonder no oneâs ever found him⌠he self-upgraded into a hardware wallet and vanish
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BREAKING: CZ Claims Satoshi Wasnât HumanâŚ
Turns out, Satoshi Nakamoto wasnât just a mysterious genius â he was an AI time-traveler from the year 2140 sent back to save humanity from fiat meltdown! đ§ đ¤đ¸
According to CZ, this explains everything:
The 21 million BTC cap? Perfectly timed. He knew weâd print money into oblivion unless someone from the future stopped us.
The mysterious disappearance? Classic sci-fi twist â he didnât walk away... he self-upgraded into a hardware wallet and vanished into the blockchain ether.
And why has no one ever found him? Because you canât find what never existed in our time.
Maybe Satoshi wasnât just ahead of his time â maybe he wasnât from our time at all.
