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CRYPTO PANIC "The Multiverse of Nonsense"
Narrator (very serious voice, movie trailer style):
In a universeโฆ where charts have emotionsโฆ
Scene 1
8:01 AM, Alex's room (almost normal reality)
Alex opens his app.
Bitcoin: -10%
Ethereum: -15%
Suddenly, the chart literally pops out of the screen!
Bitcoin (tired voice, like a depressed friend):
ยซ Broโฆ I needed to go down a bit, I was tiredโฆ ยป
Ethereum (a bit panicked voice):
ยซ And I slipped, there was a pool of liquidity! ๐ง ยป
Scene 2
An altcoin appears in a frog costume:
ยซ I did -40% but itโs artistic ๐จ ยป
Scene 3
Planet Earth
A huge red button is flashing: ยซ SELL IN PANIC ยป
All of humanity clicks at the same time.
BOOM ๐ฅ
A huge dragon appears: THE FRIDAY DRAGON
It breathes fire: ยซ 18 BILLION OPTIONS!!! ยป
Traders fleeing while screaming: ยซ ITโS OVER!!! ยป
Scene 4
Rescue
Suddenly, the wise man arrives on a flying llama ๐ฆ eating chips.
The wise man (calm and a bit mocking):
ยซ Youโre cuteโฆ ยป
He presses a button: ยซ PROGRESSIVE BUY ยป
Magic:
While everyone is yelling ยซ ITโS GOING TO ZERO!!! ยป,
he does: + a bit todayโฆ + a bit after Fridayโฆ + a bit when it cries.
Final scene
The chart becomes a trampoline: Boing! Boing! Boing!
The dragon slips on a banana peel ๐.
Total chaos ๐๐๐๐
Alex (lost): ยซ Butโฆ whatโs this madness?! ยป
The wise man (zen smile):
ยซ Welcome to crypto. ยป
Dramatic voice-over:
In the next episodeโฆ the llama becomes a trader, Bitcoin takes a vacation and an altcoin becomes the president of the world.
THE END
I wish you a lovely day ๐ฅฐ
Kindly โจ๏ธ
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