It's the weekend and the market is... well, it's there. But the chats don't rest. We have analyzed the fauna of Binance Square and created this definitive alignment table.
Don't lie. We are all one of these four. Confess in the comments: 👇
1. 🕵️♂️ The Conspiracist "Anti-System"
Motto: "Everything is manipulation by the FED and the Market Makers."
Superpower: See hidden patterns in 1-minute charts and predict the dollar's collapse... every Tuesday.
Fear: That your exchange becomes "friends" with the government (coff, Kraken in the Fed, coff).